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Hot or Not

I am hot. I am so hot that when I walk into a restaurant people stop to marvel at my hotness. Their eyes take in the rivulets of sweat seductively inching their way down my d√©colletage. My cheeks are ruddy … Continue reading

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Enjoy the Ride

I recently turned 50. Many people have asked me if it freaked me out to reach that Big Number. I’m not sure why. Is 50 an expiration date I wasn’t aware of?¬†Are there behavior requirements I didn’t get a memo … Continue reading

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